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Today, I stole a chocolate bar because I don't understand why ONE SINGLE chocolate bar can cost so much money (It was one of the more expensive ones). At home I realized that I took the wrong chocolate, I got full cream milk but I wanted one with nuts in it. Poor me.


#chocolate   #money   #theft   #nuts  


There is this woman in our office that I just cannot stand. She is always complaining and she is really overweight. She is always complaining about the shitty office equipment and if she has nothing to say about that, she is complaining about her weight and crying loudly that she needs to lose weight. I have a sweet tooth and have always some chocolate or other sweets with me and I know started asking her if she'd like some. Of course, I am all smiles and friendly, because I only want to share my good stuff, ya know?
She always declines, but I see how she's struggling and that fills me with so much joy.
Please forgive me for my disgraceful attitude.


#fat   #colleague   #office   #complaining   #chocolate   #overweight  


As a kid I thought that chocolate is the poo of cows. Until I was 13 years old I never wanted to eat chocolate because I thought it is disgusting and I yelled at other people for eating cow poo.


#cow   #poo   #chocolate   #embarrassing  


I ate all the chocolate bars we had at home because they are my favourite and I don't want my family to get them.


#home   #chocolate   #bar   #favourite   #family  



Pray and roll the dice for #chocolate

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