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My dad's birthday is in 2 days and I haven't told him that I won't be there. I go on vacation on that day.
The problem is that my family love to celebrate birthdays. So it's kind of a big deal if I'm not there.
But I don't care. I wanna party and meet some new boys.


#father   #vacation  


A teacher of mine is an asshole. I only receive bad grades from him and that without cause.
My cat killed a mouse the other day and I decided to put it in his jacket pockets. He's running around all day long with a dead mouse in his pocket. Hilarious!


#revenge   #teacher   #mouse   #cat   #pocket   #funny  


I pretended to be this girl I'm friend's with on fb. This went along for year, but it wasn't to find love or anything serious. It was just to have people talk to me and think I'm great and also beautiful. I feel bad for this now........


#catfish   #lie   #regret  


I shot my neighbour's cat by accident the other day. Because I didn't want to destroy our friendship (we get on really well together), I took the cat and placed it in the middle of the road. Then I waited until someone drove over it and told my neighbour that someone drove over her cat.
She now wants to sue the driver. I am feeling guilty but I guess you have to be an ass to get around in this world.


#cat   #dead   #killed   #neighbour   #accident   #friendship  


When I was 15 or so, the girl I love went on a spring break vacation to the beach with one of her girl friends, without me or her best friend--neither of us could go on account of work and family duties. I was kinda worried but her friend told me not to, she'd take care of my crush. What I didn't know at the time was apparently by "take care of her", she meant getting her to loosen up on vacation and get her laid.

They took pictures of their escapades, put some of their pics up on social media, like them prancing around in bikinis with the guys they were hanging out and sleeping with throughout the whole week. I got a play-by-play of my crush first arriving at the beach in a conservative swimsuit, and by the end she was wearing a sexy thong bikini and sunning topless. I got suspicious and messaged her friend, asking for details on what they had been up to, at the things they implied in her status updates. I had hoped I was just imagining things, but her friend confirmed that she and my crush had been having sex with guys on their vacation.

My crush lost her virginity to a guy a couple years older than her mid-vacation. The night before she had let some strangers feel her up, and she gave head to another, same as her friend. After she lost her V-card, she had one or two guys a night until they returned, because the two of them were going to the same hotel room and swapping partners on occasion. She even let a couple of them cum inside her bareback, which her friend said they both thought was hot as hell.

And even though I was jealous of it all, I have never been more turned on in my life. I spent pretty much every night jerking off to her pics, fantasizing about the naughty implications in their status updates and to the idea of her having sex with strangers... things she actually was doing. I was happy to see my crush return, and she acted like nothing had changed, that I didn't know she had been a dirty slut on her vacation. I found out the details from her friend, even saw the sex pics she took, and jerked off even more over it. She knew I was jealous though and told me mostly to tease me, and said I should let her have fun. Well, boy did she ever.

I'm in love with her, but I can't get enough of the idea of her having sex with other guys. We're still good friends and talk often, and she still sleeps around on occasion. She spills the details to her friends, and I can get the details from them. I dunno what I'd do if that dried up. I'm still trying to make her mine, but she seems to want to stay single so she can have meaningless sex without repercussion.


#crush   #slut   #masturbation   #vacation  


A week before christmas I found a little package on the doorsteps. I thought it would be a nice little present from my boyfriend but after I got it inside I noticed that there was another name on top of it.
Someone must have mistaken my house with another one. I left the box on my kitchen table and went to work because I was already very late.
After a long and exhausting day I came home and I had totally forgotten about the package, I noticed the box lying on the ground and a strange smell. I found out that there was a little kitten in this box, she freed itself and peed all over my kitchen floor. Cute little thing but I had absolutely no time or money to afford a little cat.
I then decided to do something horrible.

At night, I took the kitty and put her in another box and left her on my neighbour's doorsteps. I thought they could care for her and give her a home she needed.
I haven't heard about it for around 2 weeks but then - SHOCK.
In the morning of new year I opened my front door and there it stood - a box.

You can imagine how shocked I was when I saw that the same kitty was inside of this package as two weeks ago. But to that time, she didn't look healthy at all. She was super skinny, she was almost unable to get up on her feet and she had some strange bleeding marks all over her body. I immediately took her to the vet but he couldn't do much. He told me she hadn't eaten in days, that she was hydrated and that she got burnt with something like a cigarette. He had to put her to sleep because there was nothing he could do.


#christmas   #present   #kitty   #package   #box   #cat   #pet   #vet   #confession  


I think it would be weirdly hot to be catfished, some of the girls on there are white trash cute. Something about it just gets me going, maybe the fact that they are so insecure. Who knows?


#catfish   #online   #trash  


Today caught my girlfriend feedin my favorite yogurt to the cat. I just put cat food in her dinner and I don't regret anything. But I have to ease my conscience to fall asleep at night.


#yogurt   #revenge   #girlfriend   #cat   #conscience   #food  


I just stole the kitty of my neighbours because I desperately wanted a cat.
They are looking for it for 3 days now, they even pay a finder's reward of 200 pounds but I think I will keep the kitty.


#kitty   #neighbour   #cat   #reward   #money   #wtf  


I read the mails of my neighbour when he was on vacation. And I let strange people walk through his apartment, just for fun.


#vacation   #neighbour   #apartment   #fun   #mail  


I hate the Pope and the Catholic Church.


#hate   #pope   #catholic   #church  


I confess to wasting my time getting caught up at this site. I read so many stories I can relate to. I want to comment but it is for members only. I get tense and want sexual gratification, I have to strip and rub myself to an orgasm. It can be more fulfilling than my husband; and almost always is. The adventures, if he only knew, would trouble him. And a few he would probably enjoy. GGB, and ... .


#ggb   #gratification   #nocomments   #imagination   #horny   #wet   #masturbation   #anothergirl   #2menatonce   #lesbian  


I tried to kill my cat several times now.
Tried to run her over.
Tried to drown her.
Tried to starve her.
Nothing's working, I don't understand that.

Now a friend of mine told me that it's reprehensible to torture an animal like that but I don't agree with him. It's just an animal, not a human being.
But it kept me thinking, is my behavior bad?
I don't think so..


#cat   #die   #murder   #drown   #starve   #morally   #confess  


Accidentally, I ran over my neighbour's cat. She dead dead, more than dead.
Took the cat and put it in front of some other neighbouring house.
Please forgive me ;-)


#cat   #dead   #car   #neighbour  


I had lesbian sex with my best friend Claire. She has red hair and is the cutest thing ever. Last night, me and Claire had a sleepover. I was sleeping in the same bed as Claire and suddenly she kissed me. She pulled down my underwear and began to touch me. She scooted up onto my pillow so I could lick her vagina.
After we did that, we both fell asleep. We are both catholic so we know this is a sin, but we honestly don’t care.


#catholic   #lesbian   #best  


I'm convincing a guy to leave his parents and come to live with me but I'm gonna give him a fake address and hes gonna be stuck here with no one so I'm making someone homeless


#catfish   #gay  


I'd like to take a vacation to the US and just sleep my way trough. Sleeping for roof. For a ride. Basicly anything. Just fucking as many guys as i can over there.


#vacation   #sex   #fantasy   #us   #travel  


I just lured our cat which lived over 10 years with us, into the car and left her somewhere in the woods. I know it sounds cruel but she just bothered us anymore with all the hair she lost and she only wanted to be fed with human food.
I know that's not an excuse for being such a heartless person but we just didn't have another way out.
Please god, forive us.


#cat   #woods   #car   #bother   #food   #excuse   #heartless   #forgiveness   #god  


My fetish is eating poop I love it



I confess I love scat fun and enjoy consuming my own, most people turn there noses up at it, I love it especially in my mouth over my face. I also love wearing my plastic panties and pooing making lots of mess to enjoy later


#sex   #scat  



Pray and roll the dice for #cat

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