Bicycle Confessions

I got distracted driving a large sausage truck ahead of the peloton in the Tour de France. I saw a lady showing her ta ta’s.
So I swung the truck over beside her and rolled down the window.
She said “my that’s a big load of sausage. I’m amazed you can squeeze it into those tight entrances”. I replied “that’s what she said”.
Then I heard all these annoying little bells and horns. It was the tour riders on their bikes. Bunch of nerds cock blocked me.
Well I drove my sausage truck on up the road. They interrupted me chatting her up, but I got those digits. Once this bicycle race is over I intend to get in her knickers. If she thinks I have a big truck, just wait till she sees the big sausage.

TRDP

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