Beerbelly Confessions

This is a confession but also shows how karma can pay you back. Ever since I was a kid I’ve been fascinated with fat. I used to wish I’d grow fat and I’d put pillow up my shirt to pretend I was fat. I also used to tease others who where “chubby”. I remember seeing a fat boy and saying out loud how fat he was. My sister told me that was rude.

When she hit puberty my sister gained some weight. I would tease her mercilessly. I used to tease other cousins who were fat. I was downright mean. And I was arrogant about it. When I was going off to college my sister snidely said “watch out for the freshman fifteen”, which I scoffed at.

Well, by thanksgiving of that year I had put on the freshman15, and to be honest I liked it. I was not huge by any means but I went from 160 to 175. By Christmas, I did gain more and was up to 195. When I came home. I was sucking in my smallish beer gut all the time. One morning she caught me by surprise in the bathroom with my shirt off and grabbed my flab and said, “you won’t be able to hide that gut much longer the rate you’re going!”

Now, she was a bit odd, and said to me that she put a spell on me and that I would continue to grow fatter and fatter, because I used to treat her so bad! I told her to piss off.

But you know, I was actually thrilled that I was caught with my pudge hanging and I secretly liked the idea of getting a lot fatter.

So, I decided then and there that I’d no longer hide my weight gain. At Easter the next year both my parents commented on my increased girth. My sister just smiled. During summer break I was a good 220 lbs and mowed the lawn shirtless.
I got a lot of teasing from my sister and especially one cousin.

Funny, how liberating it was. When my sister would tease I’d reply “hey, your spell is working and there is no use fighting it.”

Little did she know that she tapped into a desire that I had all those years as a kid. In my teasing I was actually jealous of her fatness as a kid.

So today many years later, here I am still getting fat. I’m 260 lbs with. A pronounced 52 inch beer belly. My sister lives in a city some 4 hour drive away. Each time we meet I mention that the spell is still working. She knows that I like sporting a fat gut and I take every opportunity to do some show and tell. This past Christmas she asked if I’d play Santa for her kids, and I said, I’d make sure that my belly is big enough to not use any padding.

I apologized about teasing her as a kid, and said that karma has repaid me. I think in a few years I’ll likely be 300. I am not her little brother any more.

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