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One time In 9th grade my boy friend and I were sleeping in his bed and I peed on him on accident. It was so embarrassing
My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.
The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.
#girlfriend #russian #vodka #drunk #puked #embarrassing #family #celebration #party #bathroom #funny #ashamed #confession #wedding #russia
I am a 53 year old white woman named "Carol". My 26 year old daughter "Kim" married a black man, "Derrick" a few years ago. He's very nice and they're happily in love and I have a beautiful little grandson with another grandchild on the way. Things are wonderful.
Last year, my husband and I stayed at their home. they live in Atlanta, we live in Tampa, Florida.
While my husband was out one morning, and I thought the kids were up and out, I had a chore to do.
I was going to place a surprise anniversary gift for them, tickets for a trip to Cancun for a week on us, on their pillowcase for them to come home to. I thought Derrick had to work and Kim had said something about the gym in the morning.
I walked into their bedroom, the door was slightly open, and they were having sex. My daughter was on top of him and being very vocal about her enjoyment of it.I saw the look of pleasure in my daughter's eyes, and heard it in her voice, and realized that I'd never experienced anything like that in my life. Thankfully, they didn't see me but I cannot stop thinking about it.
When he withdrew from her I saw he was so well endowed that I almost gasped in shock. My God, how does she take that?!?!?!
I was so aroused by watching them that I feel ashamed that I have repeatedly masturbated about what I saw and fantasized and had dreams about having sex with Derrick myself.
I think I'm going mad.
Please pray for me.
#adultery #envy #lust #black #daughter #mother #envy #embarassment
I was trying to flirt with this guy on a chatroom, and he did this action which made our characters have a sexy hug, and I thought that I'd try something like that, so I clicked on the one that said "KissButt", and I thought it sounded like it could work, so I clicked it... The characters then moved to a position where I bent over and pointed to my butt, and this guy was forced to kiss it, So embarrassing.
I have an affair with another woman although I am married.
Neither of them knows about the other one. But today something horrible happened. They met!
They started talking in the supermarket and they want to meet again tonight in a bar and have a few drinks.
I know because my wife showed me a picture of her.
I am screwed... What should I do know? What if they find out tonight?
#married #affair #otherwoman #supermarket #bar #confession #screwed
When I was 15, I had a huge crush on my High school Math teacher Miss Leila. She was almost 45 years , married and had a son. However I was really attracted to her always .
Time passed and I got into college. I even passed college and got a job.
Now I'm 31 years old. I had to travel to another city recently because of a personal work. And surprisingly I met my high school teacher at the airport there. She recognized me too. She had grown quite old. But her smile was still the same. We had lunch together at the airport . She was there all by herself and had some work too the next day.
I asked her if we could book and stay together for the night, as it had been a really long time. We could have a nice chat for the night and also could share the room rent for the night. She agreed . After reaching the hotel room we chatted for a long time at night. We played truth and dare games . And I confessed to her that I had a huge crush on her all throughout my high school time and I had even played with myself while thinking about her .
On hearing that ,she dared me to get naked and masturbate in front of her. And I did.it was really hot and after masturbating for a couple of minutes, I came like crazy and she was absolutely stunned. She smiled at me while I came in front of her and She kept on whispering OH MY GOD , OH MYGOD. Later she kissed my cheek and wished me all the best in life.
The next day I left for home. It was a wonderful experience for me .
#teacher #naked #embarrassing #cum #masturbation #watching #orgasm
I'm addicted to tight clean pussy and anything that has the slightest dirty fish stench will cause dry heaves and eventual vomit if a full breath of stank enters my stomach. I hate dirty pussy more than anything, don't mother's teach you how to wash and douche so men dont reject their daughters for hygiene. Uhhh i can only imagine what grilled cheese yellow discharge mess is in their mothers cooter
A bully would always beat me up at school and my mom would tell me to stick up for myself, but he was so much bigger and stronger I couldn't. She got mad and made her tell me who he was and where he lived so that she and I could go talk to his parents. We went over to his house and rang the doorbell and his mom answered the door and asked us what we wanted. My mom said she wanted her son to stop picking on me or else she would tell the principal what was happening. She said it couldn't be her son because he would do no such thing. But mom insisted so she called upstairs and told her son to come down. He came down the stairs and my mom saw him for the first time. He was grossly over weight and much bigger than me. Mom said to him would he please stop picking on me and he just laughed and said I had started it. Then his mom said, see I knew my son would not do that, it is your son who started it and my son just finished it. She then pushed my mom down and they both laughed at her as she fell on her butt and her skirt went up her legs and we could all see her panties! My bully then jumped on my moms" stomach and almost squished her. He then pulled her over and started spanking her very hard. My mom was trying to get away but he was very strong and held her down. He then pulled her skirt up and her panties down and starting spanking her bare butt! I tried to help but the bully's mom grabbed me and pulled me over her knees and pulled down my pants and started spanking me. She held me and faced me so I could see her son spanking my mom on her bare butt. She put me down and tied my hands and feet and left the room only to return with a camera and started taking some pictures of her son (my bully) spanking my mom on her bare butt. My mom was crying now and begging him to stop. His mom laughted and said, look she is enjoying it, shes opening her legs wider after every spank. We all looked down and saw that he was now unbuttoning her shirt and said he wanted to see her big breasts. He tore off the rest of her shirt and ripped her bra off and they both began hooting and hollering because without her padded bra she had small childlike breasts!.. My mom was so embarrassed she tried to cover them with her hands, but my bully pulled her hands away and his mom took some more pictures of her tiny breasts. He then started pinching her tiny buds and she screamed to please stop. I couldn't stop looking at my mom, lying there crying and begging my bully to stop. His mom then said for him to strip her completly and make her crawl around on her hands and knees while he smacked her butt and she would take more pictures. After totally humiliating her they said we could leave but they would show these pictures of her naked and being spanked by her son to all the neighbors and all my friends at school if we ever told anyone. We then left and ran home because they had given my mom only her torn shirt and short skirt and and told her with her tiny breasts no one would notice and took some more pictures of us running away. I have to admit that I got very excited seeing my mom naked and being humiliated by them!
I don't know so I blame it on my husband. A few months after pregnancy my husband has lost his sexual drive and mine has drasticlaly increased. I am always so horny and wanting. Well, I ended up kissing my girlfriend. Now I am embarressed, but at the same time I want more. I am straight and so confused as to why I kissed her and why I am curious about having sex with her.
#blame #husband #girlfriend #kiss #want #horny #straight #confused #embarressed #sex
It sounds strange and it's pretty hard for me to write this down now but I am going to confess something that's very embarrassing for me.
Yesterday .... I ate a slug. Just because I was wondering how it would taste.
It tasted kind of weird but ... exciting. I didn't eat it raw but grilled it over a bonfire in my garden. Not what I thought it would taste like but it wasn't bad either.
My mother has very unrealistic views of the world or life in general. She uneducated, loud and embarrassing. She has an opinion to everything and is very much known for declaring them to everyone who will listen. She spends a lot on money on useless crap, decorating the house with weird shit. She's not working.She has this really big tooth gap which makes her look even more stupid.She works in retail for over 30 years now and she's still not capable of dealing with costumers. She thinks she knows everything and is the best at everything. And now she thinks she needs to belittle me, because I do not want to live in this small dump she calls home. I moved to a bigger city, far far away from her and living my dream of being an architect. She thinks I am stupid to leave my hometown behind and that I will be coming back crying some day because the big city is too scary for me.Fuck you! I am so happy without you!!!I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU.
#hate #anger #mother #mom #mum #confession #movingaway #stupid #embarrassing #dream #uneducated
The other night I (F13) was at my friend's house, let's call him Tim. Well I am pretty confident in my lifting ability so I asked him to wrap his arm around my neck so that I could pick him up princess style. Well I successfully picked him up, but farted really loudly in the process. There were two other people there and everyone blamed it on someone else. I have been spared for now.
My name is Barry and my embarrassing confession is that I have a constant craving to suck cocks. I will suck as many as possible and I never get tired of it. It is like an ex-girlfriend of mine (I am not gay) put a spell on me that makes me want to suck cock constantly. My friend Sara says I have a sever case of the "non-stop gobble cocks." Of course, she thinks it is funny and calls me "blowjob Barry" or "cock-gobbling cumslut." I can't stop and it is so embarrassing!
#cock #barry #embarrassing #sex
A few months ago I accidentally ran over our cat leaving the house. I didn’t have the heart to tell my wife so I lied and I’ve felt terrible since.
#embarrassed #regret #grief #cat #wife #family #coward #confession #secret
After an accident I have been desperately trying to make money for my family, I even went as far as selling feet pictures online but no body buys despite everyone saying tons of people do. Maybe theres a secret society I can't find for it. Or I'm looking in the wrong places. But it's strange...before I wanted nothing to do with feet and found people with the fetish weird...but oddly enough im sort of finding it hot now
#feet #embarrassment #money #shame #fetish
I used to be obessed with my crush in 7th grade and then he movied and unfollowed me from instagram..
I recently became so close with one of my friends who is very innocent and straight forward. She once started talking about how aroused she was and I was shocked to hear that. I was like "It doesn't feel right to share these stuff" but she said it's okay as since she just shared her inner feelings. As days went now we talk a lot about sex (we don't sext each other but share the interest fetishes) sometimes I get aroused listening to that. I feel bad about getting aroused and I told her about it. But she was like as long as you are not thinking about doing with me it's not a problem.
My sister's pregnant and expecting twins. Twin girls to be exact. She was always kinda weird and that also reflects now on her name choice.. I won't tell them here now otherwise she might find out, but there are HORRENDOUS! Really.
Like a mix of different names. Terrible.
Anyway...... She wants me to be their godmother. I declined because I am really embarrassed of her for giving her baby girls those names and I want nothing to do with that.
Now, she does not talk to me anymore. Why can't she name their kids normal and common names like Lily or Mary???
#names #sister #twins #embarrassing #terrible #firstname #weird #why
My ex and I broke up 4 years ago, because I behaved like a total dick most of the time. Yes ok, it as not ONLY my fault, she was also at fault, but MOSTLY, my behaviour was the reason we broke up. Back then, we still were in the same group of friends, so I knew that she still had feelings for me after the break-up. We were long distance, so we did not see each other anymore.
When I was back home a few weeks later, I went to a friend's party and she was there, too. We talked for hours about our relationship and she let it slip that she still had feelings for me and wanted to reconcile. She cried a lot and I reassured her that I would come back to her place after the party. I actually wanted to get laid, but I was so fucking drunk I hardly could sit straight...
So, then we decided to leave the party and I walked her home.
In front of her door, the moment came.. to kiss or not to kiss.. I was about to put my hands on her hips when I let one rip and I mean the most disgusting, but silent fart anyone in the history of mankind ever let out. It took about 2 seconds before the most foul and awful smell hit us and she actually gagged and pulled away.
It was so disgusting and I was really embarrassed, so I said my goodbye and walked away rather abruptly. I never saw her again.
So, I confess and plead for forgiveness. I somehow managed it to scare off the love of my life when I actually tried to win her back.
I will never mix beer and kebab again!
#fart #horrendous #ex #embarrassing #love #damn #confess #forgive #beer #disgusting #smelly
I'm in a treatment program, and a staff just walked in on me and a boy from outside the program in bed. I'm afraid I'm going to get kicked out, but he was totally worth it. But I don't want to get kicked out for this. I don't know what to do, and I'm scared out of my mind.
#treatment #sex #staff #embarrassed
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