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What is it with some of these big super stores. They have nothing but self scan lines open. I have health issues. So I had to scan like 200 items myself & stick on a tiny area. And bag them. With like 8 employees watching everyone bag their own stuff. 14-15 items. Fine. Giant buggies. That’s BS. I’m in mask & shield. Trouble breathing. Hard to hold stuff. Yet the store puts me to work. Where’s my pay check?


#annoyed  


I only went on this app just so I can have an alternative to forgive me from welcome to the game and maybe confess a sin or two, but the main part is I'm really annoyed about all the lust sins on this app from 2 commenters that keep
sending picture links to every comment section to having sex with their partner or new partner to the indecent exposure and
the bondage and the thots, everything else I've been seeing aside from that is drug addicts, people that don't enjoy their living conditions, or had a surprise they weren't hoping for (I'm alright with those and can tolerate some of the lust sins) but then there's what people comment on this app as said with the 2 links but then there's toxic and like 1 or 2 isn't toxic ( an example is there was a confession about someone being someone that would break up with their bf to get more popular and was wondering if they'd get even more popular if they offer there self and one comment said kys lol) only some are saying they relate to a sin or make suggestions on how to get help


#annoyed   #simple   #reason   #making   #long   #writer  


Ex wife’s mom. My ex wife is a wonderful person. The best I’ve ever known.
I love her mom; but she has a disorder. She moved near us. Up till then our family was very happy and functional. Her mom changed all of that.
She used faith and a preacher to convince my wife to listen to her in one stupid thing after the next. We went from debt free to heavy debt. Our family has splintered. Everyone has suffered in many ways, some very serious & severe.
Her moms goal seemed to be control. Now she has went from us being able to visit her daily. Cook; clean, & shop constantly. Now my wife; who is deathly ill, can only tend to her occasionally. Two of us had to move far away. One is too sick to leave the house now. One has no desire to see her.
I still love her mom, but she’s like a poison.
Even my ex’s lawyer tried to talk her out of it and convince her not to do it.
It’s sad that a preacher will push such bad advice just because it’s what the person who donates the most to his Church wants.
I’m very Christian in how I live, but I have no use for what many preachers say.


#annoyed  


Most of my roommates are young females. I’m an older male. No; I’m not chasing after them. But the other day I had a weird moment.
I drive the speed limit and very carefully. I’m very polite. A large truck suddenly sped behind me. Accelerated over and over. Nearly hitting me. Swerved at me. I kept slowing on this winding rural mountain road in the dark. I finally stopped. Waited for a fight.
I’m very polite. But I’m a highly trained bad mother. The person suddenly accelerated. Nearly wrecked as they took off & slid into the ditch in the rain. I just moved slowly and watched. Log trucks fly around these blind roads. So you don’t want to loiter.
Anyways. My roommates were talking about the feud they have going with some other people. Something about a dog bit a kid. I don’t know. Interesting thing. They warned me not to shop here for a while. Asked where I get gas. Described a truck. Yes. Same truck.
Well. I’m a very large martial artists. Also trained by vets. I don’t scare easy.
I get someone is mad their dog was put down like 2 yrs ago or something. But I didn’t even live here. Don’t bring that crazy mess to me.
The world is full of bar Chit crazy people.
So anyways. My ex called me. I’d been visiting them. Now I’m sick. She said can I bring our kids up in the mountain to see you. No.
Being a mountain man and cowboy I don’t want to judge my own. But who the F runs someone not even in a situation off a mountain road over a dang dog? Humans have souls. Animals don’t mean crap. Oh I love them. I’ve donated to save endangered species. But I’d never harm someone over one.
You try to live in peace. Get sucked into crazy stuff.
Oh well. I’ll change my time. Turn on that training my special forces dad and vet uncles drilled into me. Hope they leave me alone.
I did laugh though. When you randomly chose to F with somebody you never met. It might be a Church mouse. It might be a 250 lb SOB. I’m both. You just never know. My roommates were worried for me. I started laughing. What was that movie. Not Rambo. Where the crazy hillbillies messed with a nice guy? Let’s hope it doesn’t get to that. Pushed to the brink. Hill billy heck.
Nah. I’ll just film their butts and call the po po if they keep it up. See if they like the color orange. Good show.
I’ll just change when I leave and come. Watch out for them. Hope I can avoid future crap.
I taught my kids to just exit into well lit busy place. Let crazies mess with next person in traffic. That doesn’t work so well on narrow winding mountain roads.


#confused   #annoyed  


My gf is so annoying when it comes to being sensitive. We are both thick skinned and can joke about pretty much anything. She makes fun of me all the time for having no mom and that my mom went to jail. And I always laugh it off because it genuinely doesn’t bother me. But then if I joke about the wrong thing with her she gets all mad at me. She says it makes her uncomfortable and she doesn’t like it then if I say well you talk about me having no mom and I don’t get mad she gets all angry. For example, she kissed a girl when she was really young. I think it’s funny and not that serious so When she calls me gay as a joke and I say well didn’t you kiss a girl she gets all mad and calls me a bad person. Like she literally will say stuff like didn’t your mom teach you… oh wait you don’t have a mom hahaha. And I never get mad about it because it’s just jokes. But then she wants to play victim and say I go to far.


#annoying   #gf   #butthurt   #mad   #sensitive  


I got laser eye surgery today and my mom lost my numbing drops within a few hours after coming out of the doctor's office. REALLY, MOM?!


#annoyance   #surgery   #frustration  


I LOVE to annoy little kids until they cry
I don't have any regrets about it, it's just great


#kids   #little   #annoy   #regret   #love   #cry  


I work in a catering service. Sometimes my customers are really annoying and unpolite, so I spit in their food.


#customer   #annoying   #unpolite   #spit   #food  


I told my crush that I am not in love with her because I don't want her to be annoyed. I hope I can increase my chances to get her some day... The only problem is that I can't be without her and I guess some time she'll notice...


#crush   #love   #annoy   #hope   #chances  


I don’t like gang bangers. I lived in inner city. We’d get attacked by gangs cause we wouldn’t join or take drugs. So I organized us. We’d fight for each other. Cops were afraid to come. Would take over an hour to come if at all. Then would just yell at us & give us hard time.
So I got in some brutal fights to protect self & friends. I’ve been attacked by large group. Stabbed when corned. Ran down road being shot at. I’m mixed my friends were the few whites who lived there. We all dreamed of moving. A few made it. Most of my friends were slowly killed off or jailed for fighting or got on drugs.
I wanted to move north or to country. My wife used my large pay I eventually made to put us in upscale part of a city. I warned her. Rezoning. Happened to me once when young.
So we had safe neighborhood. Great schools. Safe parks & sidewalks.
Obama elected. Oh. I do vote mostly liberal because I’ve nearly starved. I’ve been homeless. Been an orphan. I know you can work 2 jobs like a dog & still be poor. I’ve healed own broken bones & a stab wound. Children with no parents shouldn’t be thrown away. No one should.
But I also know democrats do some sorry crap too.
They move section 8 near us. Evicted good family’s from apts & town houses. In came the crime. Our houses value collapsed. Our schools tanked. Got violent. What makes me mad. To suspend section 8 kids they need a fed judge to sign off. They put a hole Vice principals in schools to protect section 8. These a holes go after any good kid who fights back.
So my neighborhood started having endless break ins. We gave up calling cops. Home security. Fortunately I put metal doors on my house. Security cameras. Dogs. I’m highly trained. Timers would kick on my lights randomly.
Using night vision I’d see the a holes breaking in my gate at night.
They’d think they were slick. Light click on and I’d step out of shadows near them with an assault rifle in body armor & helmet. Dressed like special forces. I’d act like I didn’t see them if they didn’t run. Scared chit out of them. They don’t know that at times I was on the roof with night vision & sniper scope. If they ever broke into my house it was going to be on. I studied them. Filmed. Collected their finger prints. Loose hairs. I’m a tracker. I’d track them at night. Learn where they lived.
Wasn’t worried about them breaking my gates. I put motion lights & an alarm around my cars. Cameras. Put up signs. I was just learning who the local gang members were so I knew who to watch.
What makes me mad is my kids were great athletes. A bunch of us dads organized. Military & college athlete types. We’d hide cameras on kids. Filmed gang bangers attacking kids. They mainly attacked disabled kids. Gays. Middle income blacks (that was the kids % wise targeted the most). Remember I’m not white myself. Most of my friends are. I seek out any good person with character. Race doesn’t matter.
So I’d film myself going in the school confronting teachers & school leaders about times kids hit my kids or threatened them. They’d lie. Never happened. Yet I had video of teachers walking by & doing nothing as various kids were attacked. Including one of mine. So if I ever sued I was taking all those teachers to civil court. And suing the school system. I’d taken an assault on my child to the highest level. They did nothing.
Well a bunch of boys including mine. Mostly white athletes. Few mixed & black. Including mine. Organized. Started protecting the weak. They’d bring all sorts of kids to my house. Poor white kids. Hispanic. Gay. An orphan. All were welcome. Even nice section 8 kids. There are good kids in that heck.
But one new vice principal didn’t like white boys intimidating gang members. Accused them of a serious crime. I easily proved was a lie. Talked to a lawyer. Was gonna sue city & school. They whimped out. My kids wanted to play college sports. We gave up. Cheap private school with no sports teams. Great school but long drive. My wife now learned. Never build where politicians can screw your kids one day while they send theirs to private school. But now I can’t afford to live. Private school costs money.
Politicians tick me off. But I know it’s hopeless. I gave up on society a long time ago. As a Christian so long as I know I treat others well then that’s what matters. I just wish my wife had realized the world can be dangerous before all the debt for a house that’s now in a bad neighborhood with bad schools. But owe too much to move. We Americans vote for clowns on both sides that just screw us over. We pay the taxes that they use to screw us over.
I keep waiting for people to elect moderates who will work together for our common good. Instead we have extreme far right & left. News. Politics. Don’t people realize we just hurt each other with that crap?


#annoyed  


I have a co-worker I would love to beat to death, He interjects in everyone's conversations and is a total know-it-all. He's fucking ugly and gross and makes me sick. He always makes stupid facial expressions when you make eye-contact with him. He's a Star Wars fan and on May 4th he walked around the office saying "May the Fourth be with you. UGH! I just want beat him to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat and dance around in his brains.


#dork   #annoying   #beatdown   #kill   #murder  


Every time my sister is bitchy or annoying, I spit on her pillow.
It satisfies me to know that she sleeps on that pillow without knowing anything.


#bitchy   #annoying   #spit   #pillow   #funny  


My fiance and I have been together for quite some time; 8+ years. As the years have gone by of course the number of times we have sex has declined. Its gotten to the point to where I am aroused and ilI bring it up and she just shows no interest. Sometimes I voice my opinion about how we dont have sex and it bugs the hell out of me that right after i say something she miracuously some how wants to have sex. I consider this to be 'pity sex' or 'sympathy sex' ill even say that i dont want her sympathy sex and she swears up and down that its not. I need both mens and womens point of view.


#annoying  


I (m/19) broke into the apartment of my neighbour. I live in a big complex with a lot of apartments and this particular neighbour lives right next to me. He's always listening to his fucking death metal the whole night and that so loud that you can't understand your own word. He's so fucking annoying. When he's not listening to music, he's talking louding to himself or his pet snakes or something. He can't keep quiet and that's just fucking annoying. So, I broke into his apartment and destroyed his stereo system and all his electronic devices he can use to play music on. He already called the police but he's got nothing on me. I think as soon as he renews his stuff I am going to break in again and destroy everything once more.


#destroying   #neighbour   #apartment   #loud   #annoying   #confession   #breakingandentering   #police  


I’m usually nice. At one store I couldn’t get help and was treated rudely by 2 employees because I’m disabled.
So when I went back a similar thing happened. Basically I ask a question to confirm online research. I’m very nice. I ask for two items. Guy says only have one. I say I’ll take that & look for other online. Guy says color doesn’t matter; is only one.
Now I don’t mind a person being wrong or not knowing everything. I do mind me being nice & you being mean to me. I let it go the first time. The second time was a week later. Gave him time get over whatever issue.
So he then tries smart off about how color doesn’t matter. He smarts off. Color doesn’t matter. Same item. Other doesn’t exist. I had explained that one was a lighter material in one color for lighter weight. Other material was lex flexible. More rigid. Used for heavier weight. There’s items will free hang. Outer wrapping of heavy item is also more rigid. Outer wrapping of lighter item is less rigid.
If put rigid wrap on less rigid item it pushes up too much. Less flow. The edges can eventually cut into the outer wrapping & then air gets inside. Along with debris. If use more rigid wrap on less rigid item it stretches too much. Not as strong.
Well I politely explained since they only had the less rigid wrap I could make it work. I’d triple wrap it to add strength & reduce sag. I was very pleasant.
He then smart off I should use the plastic one on a different isle and strutted off without showing where it was.
I quickly found. Inspected. He was full of it. That stuff was a cheap replacement for metal. To be used on a heavy totally different item. Use it on this item & it’s too thin. Imagine you need to wrap a cut to stop bleeding. Some idiot tells you to wrap it in a thin metal wire. Or can use a thin rigid plastic wire. Like dental floss only the floss will not bend to go thru teeth. Totally stupid.
Had I used either the metal or plastic I would have destroyed the item.
Well I figured he was a moron. But I’d been polite & let it go.
As I left; just like last time; i heard him & another employee mocking me loudly & laughing. About how stupid I was. How I’d wasted his time. How I should hire a pro. How stupid I was to wear both s face mask & shield. How my face mask had valves & didn’t work anyways. On & on. I just set down & listened to the show. Suddenly they realized I was watching. They froze & turned. Pretended to work.
So I got rude. Explained how in high school multiple engineering firms tried to hire me. So at 16 I became an engineer apprentice. I then went to college. In college I was offered endless jobs in multiple fields. I went into the space industry. I have many degrees.
I said the item that you claim doesn’t exist is sold at specialty stores. I was hoping you had it since I was here for other stuff. I’ll just order it online. But make the other stuff work for the one I must fix now.
I said what did you say. That you ought to kick my ass for wasting your time? Well I do have a disability that makes speaking hard. People sometimes think I’m slow. But I bench over 400 lbs. squat over 600. Played football; basketball, & baseball. Was amateur boxer & wrestler. Could have played college sports on scholarship. But was so smart I quit sports. But I started taking martial arts. So if you want to try to whip my butt let’s step outside. I weigh 265 with almost no fat. We can see how tough you are. He wasn’t into that.
So I pointed out how I can order anything they have online cheaper. People come in there to ask questions & for help. Customer service. He’s not paid to stand there chatting. He’s paid to answer questions while smiling. I said you don’t have to smile. It would be helpful if you learned your job. But talking smack about the customers when they can hear is going to get you fired at some point. This is a bad economy. You might want to grow up.
I should have just let it go. But he mocked my disability. I see too many disabled people mocked by his like. Unlike me; most can’t defend themselves. So I challenge bullies sometimes. In hopes they’ll leave the next disabled person alone.
I then told him I have relatives who are doctors. They say you can catch Caronavirus thru your eyes. So I wear the face shield. As for my mask. It fits tighter. Fits my face like a glove. I customized N95 material for the inside. I just left the outer valve covers so didn’t look tacky. I said but hey; I guess your smarter than my doctor relatives just like your smarter than me. But you might want to pull up that paper mask you have on under your nose. And are you aware that mask won’t keep you from getting Covid. Just catches your droplets to an extent if worn right.
So I was rude. Not sure why. Just annoyed I guess.


#annoyed  


Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.


#anger   #irritated  


UFOs. Why is the government releasing videos claiming these things are real? It’s really causing issues with a disabled child I know. How do I tell the child it’s make believe if the government claims it’s real?
I believe this is all smoke & mirrors to hide our tech. Paid people lying. Warped lenses. Drones. Faked digital footage. On & on. Keep our tech secret. But what about those who are harmed by buying into this pile of crap?


#ufo   #alien   #annoyed  


My wife had a company party and the motto was quiz show. There was even a quiz like the one "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and they even had telephone jokers. If she would have won, she would have gotten a week off and 500 pounds extra cash.
I was her telephone joker and she called me on the last question, if she would have known that, she would have won.
I told her the wrong answer because I don't want her to be at home that much.
She's annoying from time to time.


#motto   #quiz   #annoying  


I told my friend i looked skinny but i was actually really fat when I told her this we later on had a fight so she decided she would tell everyone so I started making up some lies about her.

That's what you get.


#lies   #fat   #annoying   #ugly   #promise   #betrayal  


I don't love my girlfriend but I don't break up with her either. I guess I'll break up with her in the next time but I feel guilty about it. I always try to talk to her when something annoys me but she always reacts kind of angry and offended. When I break up with her I am going to tell her all the things that bothers me; no matter what she's saying.


#breakup   #girlfriend   #angry   #annoying   #confession  



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