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I almost vaped today at school and I have been drinking alcohol I am only 16 and doing some real bad shit ( sorry I cuss)
When my ex boyfriend broke up with me, I replaced his contact lenses solution with vodka.
Too bad for the vodka.
My friends and I love to crash house parties and there are A LOT where we live. We usually get quite hammered and dick around - it is always great fun. I also usually ends with one of most of us puking and throwing up. When I do, I like to do it on the carpet(s). When I am done, I turn them around, so it will not be noticed at first.
It is hilarious to watch when the host(s) notices and I when they have to clean it up afterwards.
#party #puking #alcohol #wasted #carpet #host #confession #funny
I'm playing computer, playstation and xbox all day long, get drunk every evening. I even called off college. I don't know what to do with my life, I'm just fiddling away.
Fiancé keeps lying to me, going out with other people and shott. haven't seen her in a week. Have been drinking and doing cocaine since then. Screwing up at work. Don't know what to do.
My alcoholic mother began tying me up and masturbating me (she called it wanking) at age ten. It felt so good, I would and did, do anything for a repeat performance. So she took me to bed with her, secured in a home-made strait-jacket, made out of an old parka of hers, and taught me to please her in all the different ways she wanted, while locked up in the parka, She substituted a fine chain for the hood drawcord, and could lock me up this way, tightly hooded, with my arms free, to hold her and caress her, as required. Or with the arms tied like a regular strait-jacket, while she wanked me to the point of near insanity, giggling and sniggering like a crazy person as she went on and on, and never let me come! These fun activities lasted about eight years, while she 'home-schooled' me, 24/7. When she died, I was devastated, and have spent the years since then looking for an acceptable substitute for her, among the community of older women. When I find the right one, we will be married, or maybe she will adopt me, whatever works best and gives her the most power and control over me.. I have several possibilities at present, and whoever is most comfortable with taking total control of me, physically, mentally, financially, you name it, will be the winner, and I will once again become the ultimate and totally fulfilled "loser"!
I am a misanthropist. I confess that my best friend is called Jack Daniels. I hate to shower, but I do not care.
PS: God is dead.
I only got drunk once before turning 21. I was a good boy that followed the law. After turning 21, I began to explore the spirit and alcohol world. Since I was of age, I figured there was nothing wrong with it. While I was legally allowed to do it, it became something I did all the time, every day even. I know know that just because I was legally allowed to do something, didn't mean that I knew what I was doing. I have so many partial memories and times I wish I could remember
when i was a teenager mom and dad divorced. mom was drinking a lot and one night i found her sleeping on the couch. her robe had opened up and i could see her boobs and pubic hair. that was the first time i saw a grown up lady nude. i just looked at her and for the first time in my life i was getting sexually excited. i got my camera and took nude pictures of her to look at when i masturbated. i got up the courage to touch her boob. it was so soft and while i was touch her boob i was amazed her nipple got really long and hard. i touched her pubic hair it was soft and fuzzy and a little damp. while touch her pubic hair i discovered she has big things between her legs i later learned it was her labia lips. i moved them around and i was able to put my fingers inside of her.
i hated mom when she was drunk but now i couldnt wait for her to get drunk so i could explore, learn and experience the opposite sex. all my first sexual experiences were with my drunk mother and she never knew what i was doing. the best feeling in the world is being inside of her vaaina
The last few months were really hard for me. I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and some of my friends turned their backs on me because they think I'm a total loser.
Some days ago I got totally wasted and emptied my whole stock of alcohol. As you may guess, I threw up. Not just once but several times. The entire apartment stank like hell.
The lady who rented the apartment to me sent me a written warning. She thought I had a party and several people puked.
I'm 16 and for a while I drank a lot to get the pain to go away. I promised my self August 8th I would drink again. Its November and I can't smell alcohol with out going crazy and wanting it. I could never tell my dad. I come from a really good family, I would be a disappointment.
Some time ago my friends and I were partying in the city. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of alcohol. The time went by and our alcohol consume took its toll. We were wasted and running around in the city, flirting with girls and mess around with people there.
After a while we met a homeless man. He was sitting in a corner of a building, drinking his beer and just looking miserable. We talked to him and while my friends where distracting him, I peed in his beer can.
We said goodbye and left after that, laughing our asses off.
In retrospect I feel terrible about it and very sorry for the man. He probably hadn't had anything else but that beer and I pissed in it. I am sorry!
#party #homeless #drunk #alcohol #beer #can #pee #confess #sin
Instead of eating food for breakfast, I ate gin and tequila and now I'm at a children's museum and I carefully sharted. Don't be a parent.
I am 23 years old and last weeked was the first time I drank alcohol. I am still living with my parents and when they left for date night on Saturday I found their vodka stash. I was rather curious and drank quite a bit.When my parents came back home I was lying topless on our kitchen table, singing "I want to break free" from Queen.I will never touch alcohol again.
#topless #queen #confession #alcohol #drunk #vodka #fun #embarrassing
My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.
Every time I get drunk I become insatiably horny. It doesn't much matter who for, I'm not straight. But especially when I'm drunk what I really would love is a good hard cock -- or several. Several. All around me, in every hole. Kissed and adored and wanted and cum and mm. I can only keep from going to my ex about half the time when I'm drunk because he is the best sex I have ever had and is always more than happy to indulge whatever I want that he can safely give. He's so damn good and all I can think of is having sex with him when I'm drunk.
#alcohol #lust #sex #cum #confessions
I am drinking. I drink every day, all day. But I don't drink the normal booze like everyone else I really enjoy the expensive booze. Champagne especially. And to get drunk I need a looooot of champagne.
I am broke too. The money is from my sister's secret hiding place. She doesn't know what I do.
My (still) wife and I are about the be divorced. We separated a year ago and are living in different apartments and stuff. It's not long until we are finally officially divorced.
3 weeks ago, I went out with a buddy of mine. We went to a bar for some drinks. I met (almost ex) my sister in law there. She is a beautiful, young and confident woman. We started talking, danced, drank some beers and eventually ended up at my place.
I am not sure if what we did is right. We are dating now. On the one hand, it is ok because me and my wife are not together anymore and about to be divorced. On the other hand, she is my sister in law, so that's a big no no....
#sil #sisterinlaw #wife #divorce #divorced #sex #relationship #dating #bar #drinking #alcohol
Some nights ago, I dreamt that I would kill my brother-in-law. He is my husband's brother and they are like best friends. My brother-in-law, called Luke, lives in our streets, so he's around every single day.
He's nice actually but he's a bit of a loser. He can't do anything, lost his job several times and is not able to handle a girlfriend. He drinks beer and alcohol every day, so around 5 or 6 pm he's already a bit sozzled and then he starts talking and touching. He slapped my butt twice already. I told my husband but he said Luke wouldn't mean it like that and that it's just a joke.
Now I dreamt that I drove him over. Before I had that dream I would never ever thought about it, but now... He's really a pain in the ass. But I don't want my husband to suffer. So I guess, I have to live with him.
#brother #in #law #husband #family #alcohol #beer #dream #kill #death
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