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I got my little brother drunk. He's 16 years old and had some friends over, they had some beer with them and some tequila but none of them drank very much. When they left, I showed my brother what he could to with all the leftovers. I mixed him a very special cocktail, containing 4 cans of beer, half a glas of tequila and some vodka.
He drank all of it, we had some fun but then I sent him to bed.
The next morning the whole living room was covered in vomit. My brother had to clean up the mess; my luck was that he don't remember anything, so I denied giving him that much alcohol.
#alcohol #vodka #cocktail #drunk #vomit #funny #brother #confess
I am a misanthropist. I confess that my best friend is called Jack Daniels. I hate to shower, but I do not care.
PS: God is dead.
The last few months were really hard for me. I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and some of my friends turned their backs on me because they think I'm a total loser.
Some days ago I got totally wasted and emptied my whole stock of alcohol. As you may guess, I threw up. Not just once but several times. The entire apartment stank like hell.
The lady who rented the apartment to me sent me a written warning. She thought I had a party and several people puked.
My little brother (19, I'm 22) smokes a lot of pot and afterwards he thinks he is still able to drive a car. I don't know where he's driving but mostly he is high as f*ck. A few days ago, I found out that he also drives after he had drunk alcohol and that was enough. I anonymously called the police to arrest him.
About 10 minutes later, it knocked on the door and the cops got my brother, he is now in a drunk tank until he's sober.
I will never ever tell him that I called the cops....
I do not want to get into much detail. I really need to be careful because I think that some people might recognize my confession if they stumble upon it. So, to keep things short... I stole my best friend's car and sold it for meth. I stole my mother's wedding ring to get more drugs.I used my little brother to steal things from a store so I could sell it.Those are just some of the things I did to get high. I am now 5 days clean and sober and I regret terrible what I've done. I am going through hell right now and I deserve it.
#addiction #addict #drugs #meth #alcohol #stealing #confession #hell #torture
I'm a vegetarian for 5 years now. But last weekend I did something, for me, quite horrible.
I went out with some friends, we had a few (a lot) drinks, we partying and had a really good time. About 4 am or something, we got really really hungry, so we decided to go to an Asian restaurant. It was the only one open at that time.
There, you were able to choose your animal you want to eat, and it gets immediately killed and cooked.
The restaurant advertises with "Fresh food".
I ordered chicken. And I ate it.
I feel so terrible. I'm vegetarian by conviction and I can't believe I've done that....
#vegetarian #chicken #food #restaurant #asian #confession #alcohol #drunk
Yesterday, I was VERY drunk and when I am drunk I get the strangest ideas. So yesterday, I left a big sausage in my neighbour's sand box, I pooped in the sand box.
Oh, I hope her terrible spoilt brat of a son will play in the sand box tomorrow. :-)
I am a 26 y/o bisexual female living in the Bible Belt. I've always been equally attracted to both genders. However, I've never acted on any of my female attractions or told anyone about them. I am currently in a 7 year hetero relationship w/ my boyfriend. I love him so much, but I'm falling for another woman. I don't know what to do. I drink alone until I become numb, and the apathy sets in. It's gotten so bad that the numbness, the apathy has taken over my sober hours as well. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Some time ago my friends and I were partying in the city. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of alcohol. The time went by and our alcohol consume took its toll. We were wasted and running around in the city, flirting with girls and mess around with people there.
After a while we met a homeless man. He was sitting in a corner of a building, drinking his beer and just looking miserable. We talked to him and while my friends where distracting him, I peed in his beer can.
We said goodbye and left after that, laughing our asses off.
In retrospect I feel terrible about it and very sorry for the man. He probably hadn't had anything else but that beer and I pissed in it. I am sorry!
#party #homeless #drunk #alcohol #beer #can #pee #confess #sin
When my ex boyfriend broke up with me, I replaced his contact lenses solution with vodka.
Too bad for the vodka.
I have to confess something. Few weeks ago after partying the whole night, I got home dead drunk and simply went to bed without taking my shoes or clothes off.
When I woke up the next morning (or actually late afternoon) I had to notice that I wet my bed in my drunken stupor.
What a stressful morning (well... afternoon)! The party was fucking awesome, I had lots of fun. Well, I checked my mattress and there it was - a huge stain... My sister wasn't home, so I simply switched mattresses.
Couple a days ago my sister bought herself a new bed + mattress. You should have seen my parents' disgusted faces when they carried out the old mattress.
I do not regret anything. Cheers!
PS: I just came up with the best pun ever. That night I was pissed as hell. Ahahaha
#drunk #pissed #mattress #sister #noregret #alcohol #urine #confession
My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.
I was caught by the police while I was dancing around a bonfire naked at night in the woods.
According to the protocol I asked them to dance with me because I would take the queen's child the next day.
After that I changed my antidepressants. Thank god the police gave me back all of the photos they took and I now live in another city.
You can trust me: Don't mix meds with alcohol!
#rumpelstilzchen #police #bonfire #dancing #naked #antidepressants #meds #alcohol
I'm 16 and for a while I drank a lot to get the pain to go away. I promised my self August 8th I would drink again. Its November and I can't smell alcohol with out going crazy and wanting it. I could never tell my dad. I come from a really good family, I would be a disappointment.
I was always attracted to my step sisters. They were twins and we were all the same age. The youngest one, lets call her becca, and i finally made a move onto eachother. It was late at night and got into the liquor cabinet. We got drunk off our asses and i helped her get to her room. I stayed there and chatted with her. Our faces were getting abnormally close and we started talking about personal things. (Shes skinny, 120 lbs at 5'7" Mexican) as things were heating up, she kissed me. I then kissed back but pulled away realizing the mistake. But i said fuck it, I started sucking on her brown, supple tits. Her boobs were a c cup. I pulled my pants down and she did hers. She began jerking me off like no tomorrow and i began to finger the shit out of her tight, virgin pussy. And as fast as it started, it ended.
Many times I have thought about what it’s like to get high. Or be drugged. Or be drunk.
I can’t drink or take drugs. I have epilepsy and strong medication.
I only got drunk once before turning 21. I was a good boy that followed the law. After turning 21, I began to explore the spirit and alcohol world. Since I was of age, I figured there was nothing wrong with it. While I was legally allowed to do it, it became something I did all the time, every day even. I know know that just because I was legally allowed to do something, didn't mean that I knew what I was doing. I have so many partial memories and times I wish I could remember
Instead of eating food for breakfast, I ate gin and tequila and now I'm at a children's museum and I carefully sharted. Don't be a parent.
My alcoholic mother began tying me up and masturbating me (she called it wanking) at age ten. It felt so good, I would and did, do anything for a repeat performance. So she took me to bed with her, secured in a home-made strait-jacket, made out of an old parka of hers, and taught me to please her in all the different ways she wanted, while locked up in the parka, She substituted a fine chain for the hood drawcord, and could lock me up this way, tightly hooded, with my arms free, to hold her and caress her, as required. Or with the arms tied like a regular strait-jacket, while she wanked me to the point of near insanity, giggling and sniggering like a crazy person as she went on and on, and never let me come! These fun activities lasted about eight years, while she 'home-schooled' me, 24/7. When she died, I was devastated, and have spent the years since then looking for an acceptable substitute for her, among the community of older women. When I find the right one, we will be married, or maybe she will adopt me, whatever works best and gives her the most power and control over me.. I have several possibilities at present, and whoever is most comfortable with taking total control of me, physically, mentally, financially, you name it, will be the winner, and I will once again become the ultimate and totally fulfilled "loser"!
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