Wisdom Bashes

Want to get high for free? Tell a bunch of stoners you have never smoked weed before.

Christianity: Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told you are sick.

Before you judge, act. Before you speak, listen. Before you hate, love. Before you write, think. Before you quit, try

The truth is, we're all going through something. We all have pain or tragedy in our lives. Laughter heals. Be good to each other.

“People get up everyday and tell themselves they’re going to change their lives and they never do.” –Ben Affleck ‘The Town’ 2010

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade with vodka

Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.

Not only is your own happiness and welfare related to others, but the more you help them, the happier you will be.

Whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. You don't need that negativity in your life.

When people throw stones at you, you can choose to throw them back, to stumble on them, to climb over them, or to build with them.

You are going to die someday. Your time on this planet is both wonderful and limited. Stop wasting it asking famous people to follow you.

It's only funny cause it's true.

Are you stepping into the fire of self-discovery or self-destruction? Be careful. One will burn you, the other will burn what you are not.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand carrots.

Book fact: Books are not just for propping up wonky tables or swatting flies, many of them contain entertaining and well-written stories.

"You think it's cool to hate things. And it's not. It's boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don't."

You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.

Decide what makes you happy and fight for it.

Be crazy, stupid, weird, strange, whatever. Life is too short to be anything but happy.