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Living up to my standards is entirely optional.
Being in my life if you don't, however, will no longer be an option.


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The most shocking thing you can do to someone is show kindness when they know you really shouldn’t.


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I can tell this is going to be another day when rocking back and forth crying in the corner of my office is the best decision I can make.


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I think I've narrowed down the list of stuff that gives me anxiety to everything.


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You can't depend on anyone but you.
Stop fooling yourself otherwise.


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People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.


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Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.


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Crumb-resistant clothing. That one's free, Wal-mart.


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I just want a boyfriend that matches my shoes.


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If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?


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No matter how "busy" a persons day might be. If they "really care", they'll always find time for you.


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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes…the person you want most is the person you're best without.


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They should be called "imperfect endings."


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You lose some and you lose some more.


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"That's the kind of girl that makes you wish you spoke a little French."


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I really have to learn to stop pouring my stupid heart out to people.


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A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but will never leave you.


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Cheating starts in the head. It doesn't have to be physical.


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Minimum wage, minimum effort.


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The biggest mistake you can make is to show anyone your most vulnerable part, that which you hold dearest. No one is worthy of it.


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