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Living up to my standards is entirely optional.
Being in my life if you don't, however, will no longer be an option.
The most shocking thing you can do to someone is show kindness when they know you really shouldn’t.
I can tell this is going to be another day when rocking back and forth crying in the corner of my office is the best decision I can make.
Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.
If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?
No matter how "busy" a persons day might be. If they "really care", they'll always find time for you.
Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes…the person you want most is the person you're best without.
A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but will never leave you.
The biggest mistake you can make is to show anyone your most vulnerable part, that which you hold dearest. No one is worthy of it.