Statement Bashes

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If you don't understand a woman's silence, then you don't deserve her words.


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If you wake up after a night out and feel fine, you are probably still drunk.


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One of the greatest achievements is making another person stop crying and start smiling.


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The future is always loading...


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This time of the year brings out the best in kids & the worst in adults. Unfulfilled dreams & ugly reality. Let it all pass peacefully.


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The hardest part of self discovery is discovering that you are the reason for all of your failures.


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Most people do not listen with the intent to understand, they listen with the intent to reply


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You must have us confused with someone who is sensitive and cares about helping strangers all the time.


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We kill time until time kills us.


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Care too little you'll lose them. Care too much you'll get hurt.


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Never let your feelings overrule your thoughts, don't let somebody else decide who you are or what you stand for.


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Your eyes are the windows to your soul. They shout out what your lips are always afraid to say.


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There’s always that one song that you play over and over, it means something to you but no one else.


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I love the irony of "irony" being the most commonly misused word in the English language.


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The things that mean the most to us are the things we will do absolutely anything to protect.


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Whatever I just tripped over doesn't exist in our physical world.


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Remember when you just thought stuff?


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Without bad days, you’d never know what a good one was.


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I hate when dumb people do smart things.


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I just realized I own a Life is Good t-shirt...

I'm off to sacrifice a lamb. I'm not sure why. It just feels like the right thing to do.


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