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There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population.


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if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!


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Never rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.


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Ein Freund ist ein Mensch,vor dem man laut denken kann.


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Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.


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What you feel
is what you are
and what you are
is so beautiful.


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Freunde wirft man nicht wie Kieselsteine. Es gibt sie nicht wie Sand am Meer. Sie sind Oasen in den Wüsten - ohne sie bleibt alles Leben leer.


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Freundschaften sind wie Porzellanschüsseln; - lässt du sie fallen, zerbrechen sie.


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Don't wait for the perfect moment,
take the moment and make it perfect!


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You can close your eyes for something,
you don't want to see.
But you can't close your heart,
for something you don't want to feel…


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Das mit der Sommer- und Winterzeit werde ich wohl nie lernen.


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god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this


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