Sad Bashes

"What if boogers were all pieces of brain?" Shelby asked the darkened room. But there would be no answer.

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Just once, I want to be hard to leave. I want someone staying up all night thinking only of me.

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Some of you people are raising the next generation of human beings.

Scary shit

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It's hard to lose weight because cupcakes.

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Honestly, I feel really stupid for holding onto thing that just keep on hurting me.

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It's crazy how much we went through and now we don't even talk.

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So deep in the friend zone that you've met her boyfriends parents.

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If you buy taco shells & they're broken inside, that means you're not loved.

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I look at you & I think: no body will ever love you like I do.

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She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.

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Why am I still awake? Because life is awful.

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It's like Mom always says, "your brother is my favorite."

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Sometimes it's hard to accept that all we're ever going to be is friends.

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When you love someone, its never over. You move on because you have to, but you take them with you in your heart.

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Easy tip for remembering someone's name: be crushingly rejected by them when you are fifteen.

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I'm the back up friend. People only talk to me when they need someone to talk to. When they need me, they lean on me. Then they leave.

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Maybe I'm over you. Maybe I've moved on. Maybe I like someone else, but maybe, I'm just a really good liar.

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It's weird how you can go from talking everyday to not talking at all.

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This is the first Christmas in 42 years that I have been alone... Love is an ugly business, my friends... and yet, we live for it.

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A man never forgets the woman he couldn't have.

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