Internet Bashes

My internet is too slow today. Does anyone know that Morse code stuff?

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The road to my office is paved with the souls who hit send and then call to see if I got their email.

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We used to live our life with Internet and now we live in Internet with our life.

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Everyone on Tumblr is posting life changing music from youtube. It seems that most have settled on really depressed white guys with beards.

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I'm old enough to remember when a relationship was just between two people and not the whole Internet.

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Remember, real people don't care how popular you are on the internet.

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Have you ever decided it was time to go to bed solely because your Facebook newsfeed had become completely inactive?

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I googled "do cyclops blink or wink." The dreaded day is finally here. I have run out of things to do on the internet.

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The internet can be a cold and lonely place. But eye contact makes me feel weird, so here we are.

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I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

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I would die for you if you would just let me delete my browser history first.

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Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours.

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