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Just had a political conversation with Christian friends on Facebook which is like having a conversation about astrophysics with a kitten.
Truthful Tuesday: I may or may not have slept with either Milli or Vanilli in the 90’s. And blamed it on the rain.
Never tell a woman she looks fat or she looks tired. Don't tell woman their clothes don't look great. Lesson: Just don't talk to women.
I wanna be financially independent, but I don't wanna have to go look for a job or anything like that though.
Did you hear about the guy that had popcorn stuck in his teeth? Or maybe it was apple skin? Either way, he didn't have floss and he died.
How come people that are lost in the wilderness and eat nuts and berries are really skinny but when I do it I gain 50 lbs
I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
I stole all my tweets from the dictionary. I recommend reading it it's full of good vs evil, plot twists, animals & posh profanity.
