Hate Bashes

Ok morning, we get it. You're horrible. Settle down.

There's something magical about being up this early; black magic that is.

Climb the career ladder they said. It'll be fun they said.

I'm just gonna pretend some people don't exist today.

Remember when I was good enough for you?

I hate anyone who's sleeping right now. I also hate you if you're awake.

Apparently, you can hate someone just by how they sound like.

Please give me another chance so I can show you how much I don’t love you.

Whenever I see an Asian driving slow I roll down my window and yell "IT'S A RACE, NOT AN EXCUSE!".

"K." - people whose phones should be taken from them

Sometimes I'll talk to people at work, just to remind myself to never do it again.

I hate it when you're always there for people, but when you need someone, nobody's there for you.

Fuck those "Friends" who left you, fuck that asshole who hurt you, fuck that bitch who can't keep her mouth shut about you.

The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.

"Oh look it's snowing, time to strap on my boots and forget how to drive." - people

The only bad part about breaking up with someone is all the songs that you can never listen to again.

Wake me up when you've finished using the ATM people who take forever using the ATM.

If they don't turn off the country Christmas music here at work, someone is going to end up being sodomized by the angel on top of the tree.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid

We met, we talked, we flirted, I fell for you, I trusted you, you flirted with her, you ruined everything. End of story.