Annoying Bashes

In some ways this summer felt like a punishment for complaining about last winter.

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Some people can just hop out of bed and immediately start their day, those people need to be hit with a shovel.

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I think everyone would appreciate how fast and angry I'm doing laundry right now.

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You can't just keep playing with someone's feelings because you are unsure about your own.

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There you are, feeling pretty good about yourself. Then you hear a recording of yourself talk.

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If you make a "duck face" in my presence I will not hesitate to throw bread crumbs at you.

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I think my coworker's real job is being an idiot.

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Some people’s accents are so strong I don’t even know why they bother speaking English.

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There you are, feeling pretty good about yourself. Then you hear a recording of yourself talk.

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Romance, action and funny. I want that in a man, not in a movie.

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Some people lie so much they begin to believe their own bullshit.

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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

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Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.

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It seems that being so annoying is a talent.

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I hate it when I go to sleep and then I wake up.

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That's funny, my horoscope didn't say ANYTHING about going to bed alone again.

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There should be a breathalyzer for bad breath. Arrest those stinkers, they shouldn't be out in public anyway.

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Jesus, Monday, at least let me get my pants on.

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Oh, you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice.

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I wish ignoring people in real life was as simple as closing an app.

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